Can't get Chicks

Introduction
I think me, out of all of the other kids here, have probably tried the hardest to get a chick and haven’t found any success. So far, like as of right now, I’m kind of interested in the chicks with boyfriends. So I’m kind of trying to befriend them and if they have a boyfriend down there, like South campus, I’m trying to become like their North Campus boyfriend.

Campus Life and Social Life
A typical NWU student, in my opinion, before I came here - study first, party second. When I came here, same thing, study first party second. They tend to prefer to go to the library over going to many social events. During the week it’s kind of quiet. It gets a little bit social during the weekends. Advertisement
Academics
If you’re 18 you can get into The Keg and Nevin’s, but you really need to be 21 to drink, of course. Fake ID’s are not a problem here, most people use them. That’s basically the best way to get alcohol here.

Student Body
Since there is a dorm for Economic students, they provide you with opportunities to speak to professors, they take you on trips to different places downtown. They have so much money to spend so like I mean they got to use it on something so they take you places.

In Closing...
Our RA, he’s actually, well what I have seen from the other RA’s, he’s probably one of the best ones. He’s really cool, loves to hang out with you. I mean, he’s going to write you up from time to time if you do anything bad. He’s really easy-going. Most RA’s aren’t like that but if you get lucky you can get one like the one we have.