Good Faces

Introduction
This school is for girls with pretty faces. If you are a girl with a hot body but not doing so well in the facial realm this school is not for you. You'll be much better off at some place warmer where you can flaunt those assets of yours. However if you have a pretty face, but haven't been taking care of that body of yours, grab your finest parka and head on down to Providence.

Campus Life and Social Life
Booze. Very rarely will you remember anything about your weekends. This is sometimes a blessing but mostly just a nuisance... Always dress for the cold, you never know when you'll be waking up outside. Advertisement
Academics
Really easy unless you're dumb.

Student Body
Friars Club kids are the worst. BOP kids aren't as bad but they still belong in the same category.

In Closing...
You'll enter as a White, Irish Catholic kid without any real knowledge about diversity but you'll leave as a White, Irish Catholic kid without any real knowledge about diversity with a superhuman capacity for alcohol.