Stoner Brook

Introduction
So you just finished your first semester of highschool and it's that time of year to choose which university you will be wanting to attend for the next 4 years (hopefully). Words of advice - Dont Choose Stony Brook. StonyBrook University is where I spent the last 3 and a half years of my life doing absolutely nothing. What I once thought would lead me to future dreams only makes me sit down and think why I didn't write Binghampton or heck, why not, clown college. The degrees in this school are useless, as well as the material of what these teachers teach you. When I paid for college, I didnt expect to have all my teachers come from different countries and not be able to understand a single word coming from any of there mouths (A "hi" sounded like a "bye" and a "bye" sounded like a "fly"). If you want to become a doctor then you should consider going to this school but....wait there's more. Only if you know you can get a GPA of a 3.8 and attend all your classes and stick your nose so deep in that book you might as well use it as tissue paper, then should you consider going here. Anything below that, and your going to Med School some where in Bumblefluck. If you like to sit in your room all day and play Counterstrike and not see the light of day, this is the school for you!

Campus Life and Social Life
Lets see...Fact: StonyBrook University is rated for the past 3 years in a row, the most depressing school in America. Highest suicide rate, highest suicide attempt, and a high substance abuse. I mean if the cafeteria of your school was named "The Sac" wouldnt you too be depressed? Combine that with the Wang Center and the 2 major ballrooms, and you have yourself male genitalia! So all in all, the social life sucks! No one really talks to each other and the place is very clicky with everyone in there own little groups. The parties are the same everyweek with the same ugly girls and guys and the only things that change every year about the clubs are there names. A few names of these major clubs: Spacemonkey (???), Horse and Jockey ( Double ???) and my favorite, Curry Club. Now imagine the guest list on that! Your right, there wasnt any! The campus weekends were as naked as Paris Hilton on any given day. There was none there and if you got molested by a bum (I knew someone who did while HE was in the shower) no one would even notice. Even if you try to come to StonyBrook on the weekends, you wouldnt even need ID, the main security guard is always sleeping anyways. Advertisement
Academics
Only one good department - Art. Why? I saw my first naked lady in Art 101 class. Yes she was saggy, but it was better than the male who had come in the week earlier. As said before, the professors are horrible. They dont "no how 2 rite ingleesh". (Btw that's how one of my teachers would write on the board). One time I dropped 3 courses in the school due to sickness in the family. Their stupid online registration never got it and because of there stupid system, I had a GPA of 2 that semester. Oh wait, I forgot the period. Make that a .2 GPA.

Student Body
The typical students are all from around NY. No one comes in from other states and if they do, there probably the first ones who add along to that suicide factor. Most students all (I believe) feel the same way. It's just a very depressing school. Ever walk through a graveyard? Well, yea, same thing basically. The one thing this school doesn't have much that there was much of in high school are the Goths. Oh wait, the suicide factor...I forgot.

In Closing...
Well all in all, this school sucks. It sucks so much that there is a website dedicated to its suckiness. www.StonyBrooksucks.com. No it is not my website, but it is one of the only sites which gives you aim icons to portray how much you love..oops I mean ...hate the school. Besides that and a huge pond deposited with all the gunk of your feces in the middle of the campus, the school ain't that bad (an understatement). So if you would like to go to a school where there lies a huge fork in the skyline (yes a fork ), or a school with an annual Water Shut Down Week, or find out that your teacher was into child porn, or my favorite (well at least to laugh at), a school that offers ISE 300 (Anal Modeling and Design), then this is the school for you. If not, then save yourself and enroll yourself in a community college! You will have more luck there!