UMASS SUCKS

Introduction
UMASS is slowly becoming an elitest school that doesn't give a shit about the common student. The Chancellor is a racist, who has refered to other school's officials as OREOS. The education aside from the sciences, is substandard. The only good thing about UMASS is the parties

Campus Life and Social Life
We have good frats, and parties everynight, the girls are hot, but our sports suck Academics
The only majors worthwhile are the sciences. Basically every other class is taught by a grad student or the same professor from 1942.

Student Body
The normal student used to be a middle class kid from Massachusetts, no they are all upper class snobs from NY and NJ. Most of the girls are hot, but bitches, and most of the guys are screw-ups, and meatheads. We have a lot of stoners too. There are too many Asians who walk really slow. And Geese... our campus is infested with 4000 geese!

In Closing...
Don't come here. Go to Westfield state!