I’m one of those losers who actually go to class!!

Introduction
I came to University of Miami because the weather is hot and the chicks are hot. And they offered me the most money. An academic scholarship based on SAT scores.

Campus Life and Social Life
It’s a very metropolitan campus, there’s a lot of diversity, a lot of Hispanic people here. A good mesh of cultures. There is not a typical student here at the University of Miami, there’s an eclectic mix. Generally nice to each other. Some people are just your partygoers; Miami’s a pretty party school so there are a lot of people like that. Living in a freshman dorm kind of sucks because the room is very small, but it’s nice because you meet a lot of people. And if you’re going to be a freshman here, it’s best to live in the towers because you’re going to be able to interact with a whole lot of people. It’s pretty much the only way you’re going to meet the most amount of people in a short time. The women on campus are real beautiful, they’re pretty much all models. And they’re not like rail thin models, they’ve got some junk in the trunk. I haven’t left my room yet; I just kind of stay in there and wait for the girls to come to me. That’s pretty much the best way. Or the elevators, the elevators are a great way to meet people. Academics
My major is motion pictures and theater arts. This is a pretty good film school. You have to take a lot of the core classes first when you’re in motion pictures before you actually get to hold a camera. So far it’s treated me well. I’m one of those losers who actually go to class. I don’t skip very many. A lot of people actually go to the beach. So if you’re into skipping class, there are lots of great locales to go to.

Student Body
The atmosphere is really great for football. There are a lot of opportunities at Miami for extracurricular activities. This is a really good school for education, there are a lot of smart people on campus. It’s very hard to in here, so it’s not just a party school.

In Closing...
Those that belong at the University of Miami are those that want to escape from the blizzards of the north and come here and relax and get a really good quality education and have some fun in the process.