U of M Sucks

Introduction
I wouldn't go here. My parents made me because they went there and I hate it. I'm transfering.

Campus Life and Social Life
the whole place sucks Advertisement
Academics
You are either stuck in a class room of total nerds or stupid jocks that they let in just for there football team.

Student Body
The typical student drinks bad beer, has bad parties, and if its a girl she's probably ugly

In Closing...
this school sucks!