UNL Possibly the EASIEST school for 14-year old meth addicted retards

Introduction
Okay, here's a little survey to see if you should go to UNL.
1. By reading, do you mean you look at the pictures in US Weekly?
2. Are you a pot head whose brain looks like a certain swiss cheese floating in hops?
3. Do you like to just have a fraggin party 7 days a week cause there's no use studying with the pointless brain-dead lectures and equally trite multiple-guess tests?
4. I could go on but you get the point.
if you answered NO to any of the above, go to a smart private school where the profs are screened.

Campus Life and Social Life
Social life? Like to get laid a lot, come here. Lots of naive young girls, no skill required. Plus you can totally have 5-10 booty-calls/random girls on the hook all the time. I'm serious, put on your best asshole face and go get em. If you're having trouble being an asshole, go to doubleyourdating.com or something like that and get a handle. Biggest rule of thumb though, never ever pick a dumb joke answer over being considerate. Read between the lines you shitty wingman. But in the end, if they can't take a joke, screw 'em. Advertisement
Academics
Academics, where? I think somebody lost the key to the library. The professors, mostly TAs because UNL is so cheap, can either be bought off, or had sex with if your package looks huge in snow pants. If you're a girl, put on some make-up and get that A with some flirting and compliment-giving during office hours. Hell, go all the way for all I care, I'm emotionally detached from you anyway.

Student Body
The typical student is somewhere between a scared little boy that came outta high school and is trying so hard he looks funny, to raging alcoholics that ravage the dorms at night. There's everything here, even a couple clap-infested goths still hang. Oh yeah, Rush Week? Here's a tip that will save you a lot of romantic projections with any girl that is in a sorority. In that one week period, the funny, innocent looking, nice girl and her personality rush out never to be seen for 6-10 years. The guys? They know this and mercilessly rush the sororities having sex with as many in the house before he burns his relationship bridge and has to change his name to get with the other 60 of them. Oh the guys in general, not the ones who get laid? Well, find a good pack of guys to hang with if you're not into getting laid. They will usually be your high school friends who didn't have any game and are damn sure they will never even try to learn these basic sexual skills.

In Closing...
In closing, there is no place like Nebraska. Get the extra big student loans with living expenses tied on. I know it sounds like not a good idea, but shit, $15,000 to party like it's 1999? C'mon. be serious. Because you sure can't take your professors here seriously. Easiest majors from easiest to hardest
1.Psychology/Sociology (your truly)
2. Business
3. Wait, Anthropology should go in top
4. History
5.Quilt studies
6. Wait, I forgot one of the girls said she was a fashion design major, also very brain dead, so I'll have to put that one even above the next one I was gonna edit to the top.
7. Teacher
8. Pretty much anything outside of chemistry or biology or math. Unless you're one of those kids, then you can kick this university's ass.