White Chocalate

Introduction
I chose the University of Oregon, because of the hot female asses and the hot teachers. Not to mention, that they are always willing to give "extra credit". Besides the bitches, the University of Oregon offers rain, meth heads, punks, and the beautiful sights of Eugene's shithole nieghbor Sprinfield. I would not miss it for the world. So if you want to be thrown into the millrace, or experience your football team win games in horrific fog, this is the school for you.

Campus Life and Social Life
Weekends? Screw weekends. It is all about Thursdays. Here, Thursdays are heaven. The girls decide to dress slutty, and the beer is a flowing. The weekends have caused most of my liver failure and warrants. Other than that they are kind of bland. Advertisement
Academics
Why go to class when you can drink?

Student Body
The typical student is white, has: an income of more than 100,000 dollars, is from Colorodo, and likes Starbucks and Hollister.

In Closing...
If you do not come to the University I will find you , you little bastard, tie you up and smother you in hot sauce. That is how we do it in Eugene. E to the gizzle