The honest truth

Introduction
(Ed. Note: this review was so hilarious, we decided not to touch it except to capitalize and add minor punctuation where absolutely necessary. Any more would compromise its ability to illuminate, enlighten, and shock as it informs. Which is basically our mission statement. So take it from our editorial board: read on and you'll either want to marry this kid or run screaming.)

Yo if you didn't do drugs before you got to college you'll prolly try some shit you've never done before. Now from someone who made it through Freshman Year it is important to balance and distribute amongst all drugs and when doing them take dose and time into close consideration. Let me also stress the point that it is important that you not choose a favorite drug and stick with it as that will form an addiction, i feel it is better to find an appreciation for everything to reacha mutual understanding between your body and these foreign substances.... oh ya and don't get alc poisoning like a dummy!

Campus Life and Social Life
Here's whats up. We all get along well for the most part up here. crime is relativley unheard of except for the random bumfight downtown. you will find that the dormitories may produce odd sociological behavior patterns. And tip for the dudes watch out for that time of the month cuz when you get a dorm full of girls all living together it seems to all come at once, and you best tread lightly fucker. The parties in burlington rock but you gotta know the right crew, and don't look for fun at frathouses cuz those kids are the loser rejects that feel safe in numbers here. Advertisement
Academics
School is what you make of it kid, at the University level alot of learning is up to you. no ones going to hold your hand and wipe your ass, unless you send them an email ahead of time with a valid excuse for why you didn't study for the exam. so far i have had great experiences in the psychology, biology, and plant and soil sciences classes.

Student Body
Typical student at this school i feel pretends like they don't know anything but when it comes time for do or die they step up and kill it. There are a few people who seem to stress way too hard but those kids don't usually make it without a psychotic break down at least once a year.

In Closing...
Come here if you like pot more than cocaine. come here if you like to throw down on any given day. come here if you like to ski or snowboard. come here if you are looking for a tall handsome swedish man or woman. come here if you don't reallly know what to do cuz you are waitlisted everywhere else. come here if you have absolutely no idea how on earth you got into college.