WVU through the eyes of someone who's seen it all

Introduction
Don't take choosing a school lightly. I am only here because it is free. WVU is a decent school, but if you want to get anything done steer clear. The drop out rate due to drinking and drug use is outrageous. You can say it won't happen to you, but those will be your famous last words.

Campus Life and Social Life
The best part of the social life at WVU is the easy girls. There are girls all over this campus just looking for someone to treat them like a high class whore. Which in retrospect, I can see that most are. The clubs generally suck, and the one with good music is the gay club. The best place to go after a hard week is the Hookah bar, or to a friends party on Grant. The downfall of the social and campus life is that there is nothing to do in Morgantown. It gets repetitive and boring after about three months. Trust me, I've lived here forever. Academics
The classes are great most of the time. The bad thing is when you get a professor or GA that can not speak English. The math department is the worst out of the whole college. The philosophy department is probably the best. They are just looking for answers. I also recomend the Chemistry department to everyone.

Student Body
The typical student at WVU just likes to party and have a good time. Most everyone loves football, and can't wait until we destroy Marshall this year. Everyone typically gets along, but like everywhere else in the world, there is always the jerks. There are quite a few on this campus.

In Closing...
If you choose to come to WVU avoid Jones Street. There is a guy there that will take advantage and rape girls, or start a fight with a guy for no reason. If you really want to hit the party scene look for me.