Paris Hilton Comes to Harvard

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So, you're considering the Ivy League road, eh? The prestige of Harvard University certainly is grand, I mean, just look at who comes to visit. And the intelligence of your peers! Just think of what they, never mind your professors, could teach you, like how to flock minor, unimportant, dwindling pseudo-celebrities. That's a tuition well spent. If she had shown up at my school, I guarantee at least one person would have spit on her (that's 'cause it would have been me) and then a volley of curses would have followed from the crowd of smokers hanging outside. God bless public universities, where people aren't so stupid as to get excited over a rich slut, but are stupid enough to get indignant about it. Embed this video
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