Find Your Role In Life! Take this short quiz to match your personality with a famous film/tv character, and determine the career (and colleges) at which you will be most successful.

The elderly, foster kids and animal welfare be damned: for me, "non-profit" is a non-option.

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It would be satisfying for me to fire someone I didn't like, even if they were doing a good job.

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I need a career my Mom or Dad (or Wife/Sister/Brother/friends) can brag about.

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I spend at least a half hour at the gym every day to keep my smokin' bod in shape - never know when I will need to whip off my shirt for a cheesecake calendar photo shoot.

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I need three cups of coffee to shock myself to functional by 10 am.

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I agree with the statement: "A job is a job is a job--its primary purpose is to keep me housed, clothed and fed."

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I would enjoy participating in conference calls with no shirt on.

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I am into self-enrichment: Saturday morning life drawing, evening small business classes, weekend afternoons spent pouring over The Idiot's Guide to _____....

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Out at dinner with friends, everyone turns to me when it's time to calculate the tip.

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It really annoys me when SciFi movies get the facts blatantly wrong.

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I have a unique style, doodle well, and am always the first to know about indie bands.

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I am the person everyone turns to when they need help writing an essay, cover letter, or fake Doctor's note.

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I would be bored sitting at a desk all day.

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I like telling people what to do.

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I am always the person who successfully argues to get a grade changed, makes friends with bartenders, and has an easy time getting guys/girls.

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I would be happy to help a friend move all of their belongings into a 4th-story walk-up.

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I was the first of my friends to get to second base, crack open a can of PBR and invest in the stock market - but not all in one day.

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I would rather celebrate a friend's birthday with a card I made, not one bought in a store.

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