asleep wants your help finding her role in life! Take this short quiz to assess asleep's personality and match asleep with the role (and top careers/colleges) best suited for her personality and interests. Just decide whether or not you agree with the following statements.

Make sure you enter your name and upload a picture so asleep knows that you took her quiz.




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The elderly, foster kids and animal welfare be damned: for asleep, "non-profit" is a non-option.

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It would be satisfying for asleep to fire someone she didn't like, even if they were doing a good job.

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asleep needs a career her Mom or Dad (or Wife/Sister/Brother/friends) can brag about.

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asleep spends at least a half hour at the gym every day to keep her smokin' bod in shape--never know when she will need to whip off her shirt for a cheesecake calendar photo shoot.

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asleep needs three cups of coffee to shock herself to functional by 10 am.

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According to asleep, "A job is a job - its primary purpose is to keep asleep housed, clothed and fed."

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What is asleep's role in life?


Advertising Salesperson
Nick Marshall
(What Women Want)

Priest
The Impressive Clergyman
(The Princess Bride)

Chemist / Chemical Engineer
Bruce Banner
(Hulk)

Purchasing Manager
Jack Arnold
(The Wonder Years)
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