zookolu wants your help finding his role in life! Take this short quiz to assess zookolu's personality and match zookolu with the role (and top careers/colleges) best suited for his personality and interests. Just decide whether or not you agree with the following statements.

Step 1: Identify Yourself

Make sure you enter your name and upload a picture so zookolu knows that you took his quiz.




Step 2: Answer Questions

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The elderly, foster kids and animal welfare be damned: for zookolu, "non-profit" is a non-option.

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It would be satisfying for zookolu to fire someone he didn't like, even if they were doing a good job.

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zookolu needs a career his Mom or Dad (or Wife/Sister/Brother/friends) can brag about.

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zookolu spends at least a half hour at the gym every day to keep his smokin' bod in shape--never know when he will need to whip off his shirt for a cheesecake calendar photo shoot.

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zookolu needs three cups of coffee to shock himself to functional by 10 am.

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According to zookolu, "A job is a job - its primary purpose is to keep zookolu housed, clothed and fed."

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What is zookolu's role in life?


Emergency Medical Technician
Harms
(ER)

Geographer
Carmen Sandiego
(Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?)

Groundskeeper
Groundskeeper Willie
(The Simpsons)

Biochemist
Robert Neville
(I Am Legend)
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