seiko wants your help finding her role in life! Take this short quiz to assess seiko's personality and match seiko with the role (and top careers/colleges) best suited for her personality and interests. Just decide whether or not you agree with the following statements.

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The elderly, foster kids and animal welfare be damned: for seiko, "non-profit" is a non-option.

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It would be satisfying for seiko to fire someone she didn't like, even if they were doing a good job.

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seiko needs a career her Mom or Dad (or Wife/Sister/Brother/friends) can brag about.

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seiko spends at least a half hour at the gym every day to keep her smokin' bod in shape--never know when she will need to whip off her shirt for a cheesecake calendar photo shoot.

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seiko needs three cups of coffee to shock herself to functional by 10 am.

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According to seiko, "A job is a job - its primary purpose is to keep seiko housed, clothed and fed."

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What is seiko's role in life?


Career Counselor
Matt Foley
(Saturday Night Live)

School Counselor
Mr. Mackey
(South Park)

Financial Manager
Gordon Gekko
(Wall Street)

Rabbi
Rabbi Tuckman
(The Adventures of Robin Hood)
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