Shirley wants your help finding her role in life! Take this short quiz to assess Shirley's personality and match Shirley with the role (and top careers/colleges) best suited for her personality and interests. Just decide whether or not you agree with the following statements.

Step 1: Identify Yourself

Make sure you enter your name and upload a picture so Shirley knows that you took her quiz.




Step 2: Answer Questions

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The elderly, foster kids and animal welfare be damned: for Shirley, "non-profit" is a non-option.

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It would be satisfying for Shirley to fire someone she didn't like, even if they were doing a good job.

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Shirley needs a career her Mom or Dad (or Wife/Sister/Brother/friends) can brag about.

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Shirley spends at least a half hour at the gym every day to keep her smokin' bod in shape--never know when she will need to whip off her shirt for a cheesecake calendar photo shoot.

Strongly disagree Strongly agree

Shirley needs three cups of coffee to shock herself to functional by 10 am.

Strongly disagree Strongly agree

According to Shirley, "A job is a job - its primary purpose is to keep Shirley housed, clothed and fed."

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What is Shirley's role in life?


Diplomat
Kim Jong Il
(Team America: World Police)

Museum Curator
Abigail Chase
(National Treasure)

Probation and Parole Officer
Lucille
(Sin City)

Personal Home Health Care Aide
Phil Parma
(Magnolia)
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