retsbew wants your help finding his role in life! Take this short quiz to assess retsbew's personality and match retsbew with the role (and top careers/colleges) best suited for his personality and interests. Just decide whether or not you agree with the following statements.

Step 1: Identify Yourself

Make sure you enter your name and upload a picture so retsbew knows that you took his quiz.




Step 2: Answer Questions

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The elderly, foster kids and animal welfare be damned: for retsbew, "non-profit" is a non-option.

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It would be satisfying for retsbew to fire someone he didn't like, even if they were doing a good job.

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retsbew needs a career his Mom or Dad (or Wife/Sister/Brother/friends) can brag about.

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retsbew spends at least a half hour at the gym every day to keep his smokin' bod in shape--never know when he will need to whip off his shirt for a cheesecake calendar photo shoot.

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retsbew needs three cups of coffee to shock himself to functional by 10 am.

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According to retsbew, "A job is a job - its primary purpose is to keep retsbew housed, clothed and fed."

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What is retsbew's role in life?


Priest
The Impressive Clergyman
(The Princess Bride)

Nurse
Nurse Mildred Ratched
(One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest)

Truck Driver
Jack Burton
(Big Trouble in Little China)

Web Designer
Doug
(The Simpsons)
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