Demontheses wants your help finding his role in life! Take this short quiz to assess Demontheses's personality and match Demontheses with the role (and top careers/colleges) best suited for his personality and interests. Just decide whether or not you agree with the following statements.

Step 1: Identify Yourself

Make sure you enter your name and upload a picture so Demontheses knows that you took his quiz.




Step 2: Answer Questions

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The elderly, foster kids and animal welfare be damned: for Demontheses, "non-profit" is a non-option.

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It would be satisfying for Demontheses to fire someone he didn't like, even if they were doing a good job.

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Demontheses needs a career his Mom or Dad (or Wife/Sister/Brother/friends) can brag about.

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Demontheses spends at least a half hour at the gym every day to keep his smokin' bod in shape--never know when he will need to whip off his shirt for a cheesecake calendar photo shoot.

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Demontheses needs three cups of coffee to shock himself to functional by 10 am.

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According to Demontheses, "A job is a job - its primary purpose is to keep Demontheses housed, clothed and fed."

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What is Demontheses's role in life?


Computer Programmer
Lyle
(The Italian Job)

Carpenter
Jesus
(South Park)

Oceanographer
Steve Zissou
(The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou)

Business Manager
Bill Lumbergh
(Office Space)
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