Deathcab For Rachel wants your help finding her role in life! Take this short quiz to assess Deathcab For Rachel's personality and match Deathcab For Rachel with the role (and top careers/colleges) best suited for her personality and interests. Just decide whether or not you agree with the following statements.

Step 1: Identify Yourself

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Step 2: Answer Questions

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The elderly, foster kids and animal welfare be damned: for Deathcab For Rachel, "non-profit" is a non-option.

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It would be satisfying for Deathcab For Rachel to fire someone she didn't like, even if they were doing a good job.

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Deathcab For Rachel needs a career her Mom or Dad (or Wife/Sister/Brother/friends) can brag about.

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Deathcab For Rachel spends at least a half hour at the gym every day to keep her smokin' bod in shape--never know when she will need to whip off her shirt for a cheesecake calendar photo shoot.

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Deathcab For Rachel needs three cups of coffee to shock herself to functional by 10 am.

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According to Deathcab For Rachel, "A job is a job - its primary purpose is to keep Deathcab For Rachel housed, clothed and fed."

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What is Deathcab For Rachel's role in life?


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