klodge wants your help finding her role in life! Take this short quiz to assess klodge's personality and match klodge with the role (and top careers/colleges) best suited for her personality and interests. Just decide whether or not you agree with the following statements.

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The elderly, foster kids and animal welfare be damned: for klodge, "non-profit" is a non-option.

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It would be satisfying for klodge to fire someone she didn't like, even if they were doing a good job.

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klodge needs a career her Mom or Dad (or Wife/Sister/Brother/friends) can brag about.

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klodge spends at least a half hour at the gym every day to keep her smokin' bod in shape--never know when she will need to whip off her shirt for a cheesecake calendar photo shoot.

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klodge needs three cups of coffee to shock herself to functional by 10 am.

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According to klodge, "A job is a job - its primary purpose is to keep klodge housed, clothed and fed."

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What is klodge's role in life?


Civil Servant
Newman
(Seinfeld)

Medical Assistant
Jeanie Boulet
(ER)

Stylist / Hairdresser
Sweeney Todd
(Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street)

Plumber
Mario Mario
(Super Mario Bros.)
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