Dion B wants your help finding his role in life! Take this short quiz to assess Dion B's personality and match Dion B with the role (and top careers/colleges) best suited for his personality and interests. Just decide whether or not you agree with the following statements.

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The elderly, foster kids and animal welfare be damned: for Dion B, "non-profit" is a non-option.

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It would be satisfying for Dion B to fire someone he didn't like, even if they were doing a good job.

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Dion B needs a career his Mom or Dad (or Wife/Sister/Brother/friends) can brag about.

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Dion B spends at least a half hour at the gym every day to keep his smokin' bod in shape--never know when he will need to whip off his shirt for a cheesecake calendar photo shoot.

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Dion B needs three cups of coffee to shock himself to functional by 10 am.

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According to Dion B, "A job is a job - its primary purpose is to keep Dion B housed, clothed and fed."

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What is Dion B's role in life?


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