slushmail wants your help finding his role in life! Take this short quiz to assess slushmail's personality and match slushmail with the role (and top careers/colleges) best suited for his personality and interests. Just decide whether or not you agree with the following statements.

Step 1: Identify Yourself

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Step 2: Answer Questions

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The elderly, foster kids and animal welfare be damned: for slushmail, "non-profit" is a non-option.

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It would be satisfying for slushmail to fire someone he didn't like, even if they were doing a good job.

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slushmail needs a career his Mom or Dad (or Wife/Sister/Brother/friends) can brag about.

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slushmail spends at least a half hour at the gym every day to keep his smokin' bod in shape--never know when he will need to whip off his shirt for a cheesecake calendar photo shoot.

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slushmail needs three cups of coffee to shock himself to functional by 10 am.

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According to slushmail, "A job is a job - its primary purpose is to keep slushmail housed, clothed and fed."

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What is slushmail's role in life?


Stylist / Hairdresser
Sweeney Todd
(Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street)

Physical Therapist
Daphne Moon
(Frasier)

Consultant
Bob Slydell
(Office Space)

Tax Collector
Harold Crick
(Stranger Than Fiction)
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