easxfire wants your help finding his role in life! Take this short quiz to assess easxfire's personality and match easxfire with the role (and top careers/colleges) best suited for his personality and interests. Just decide whether or not you agree with the following statements.

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The elderly, foster kids and animal welfare be damned: for easxfire, "non-profit" is a non-option.

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It would be satisfying for easxfire to fire someone he didn't like, even if they were doing a good job.

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easxfire needs a career his Mom or Dad (or Wife/Sister/Brother/friends) can brag about.

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easxfire spends at least a half hour at the gym every day to keep his smokin' bod in shape--never know when he will need to whip off his shirt for a cheesecake calendar photo shoot.

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easxfire needs three cups of coffee to shock himself to functional by 10 am.

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According to easxfire, "A job is a job - its primary purpose is to keep easxfire housed, clothed and fed."

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What is easxfire's role in life?


Real Estate Agent
Buddy Kane
(American Beauty)

Nonprofit Manager
Merv Green
(Death to Smoochy)

Choreographer
Johnny Castle
(Dirty Dancing)

Librarian
Conan The Librarian
(Conan the Librarian)
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