zbuchheit wants your help finding his role in life! Take this short quiz to assess zbuchheit's personality and match zbuchheit with the role (and top careers/colleges) best suited for his personality and interests. Just decide whether or not you agree with the following statements.

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The elderly, foster kids and animal welfare be damned: for zbuchheit, "non-profit" is a non-option.

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It would be satisfying for zbuchheit to fire someone he didn't like, even if they were doing a good job.

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zbuchheit needs a career his Mom or Dad (or Wife/Sister/Brother/friends) can brag about.

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zbuchheit spends at least a half hour at the gym every day to keep his smokin' bod in shape--never know when he will need to whip off his shirt for a cheesecake calendar photo shoot.

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zbuchheit needs three cups of coffee to shock himself to functional by 10 am.

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According to zbuchheit, "A job is a job - its primary purpose is to keep zbuchheit housed, clothed and fed."

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What is zbuchheit's role in life?


Nonprofit Manager
Merv Green
(Death to Smoochy)

Court Reporter
Peter Potamus
(Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law)

Homeopathic Physician
Larry Finkelstein
(Dharma & Greg)

Civil Engineer
Col. Nicholson
(The Bridge on the River Kwai)
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