OhiostateBalla wants your help finding his role in life! Take this short quiz to assess OhiostateBalla's personality and match OhiostateBalla with the role (and top careers/colleges) best suited for his personality and interests. Just decide whether or not you agree with the following statements.

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Step 2: Answer Questions

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The elderly, foster kids and animal welfare be damned: for OhiostateBalla, "non-profit" is a non-option.

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It would be satisfying for OhiostateBalla to fire someone he didn't like, even if they were doing a good job.

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OhiostateBalla needs a career his Mom or Dad (or Wife/Sister/Brother/friends) can brag about.

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OhiostateBalla spends at least a half hour at the gym every day to keep his smokin' bod in shape--never know when he will need to whip off his shirt for a cheesecake calendar photo shoot.

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OhiostateBalla needs three cups of coffee to shock himself to functional by 10 am.

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According to OhiostateBalla, "A job is a job - its primary purpose is to keep OhiostateBalla housed, clothed and fed."

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What is OhiostateBalla's role in life?


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