Seiferious wants your help finding his role in life! Take this short quiz to assess Seiferious's personality and match Seiferious with the role (and top careers/colleges) best suited for his personality and interests. Just decide whether or not you agree with the following statements.

Step 1: Identify Yourself

Make sure you enter your name and upload a picture so Seiferious knows that you took his quiz.




Step 2: Answer Questions

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The elderly, foster kids and animal welfare be damned: for Seiferious, "non-profit" is a non-option.

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It would be satisfying for Seiferious to fire someone he didn't like, even if they were doing a good job.

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Seiferious needs a career his Mom or Dad (or Wife/Sister/Brother/friends) can brag about.

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Seiferious spends at least a half hour at the gym every day to keep his smokin' bod in shape--never know when he will need to whip off his shirt for a cheesecake calendar photo shoot.

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Seiferious needs three cups of coffee to shock himself to functional by 10 am.

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According to Seiferious, "A job is a job - its primary purpose is to keep Seiferious housed, clothed and fed."

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What is Seiferious's role in life?


Counseling Psychologist
Dr. Brodsky
(A Clockwork Orange)

Occupational Therapist
Marvin
(Born on the Fourth of July)

Music Teacher
Dewey Finn
(The School of Rock)

Lawyer / Attorney
Lt. Daniel Kaffee
(A Few Good Men)
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