spitberger wants your help finding his role in life! Take this short quiz to assess spitberger's personality and match spitberger with the role (and top careers/colleges) best suited for his personality and interests. Just decide whether or not you agree with the following statements.

The elderly, foster kids and animal welfare be damned: for spitberger, "non-profit" is a non-option.

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It would be satisfying for spitberger to fire someone he didn't like, even if they were doing a good job.

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spitberger needs a career his Mom or Dad (or Wife/Sister/Brother/friends) can brag about.

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spitberger spends at least a half hour at the gym every day to keep his smokin' bod in shape--never know when he will need to whip off his shirt for a cheesecake calendar photo shoot.

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spitberger needs three cups of coffee to shock himself to functional by 10 am.

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According to spitberger, "A job is a job - its primary purpose is to keep spitberger housed, clothed and fed."

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spitberger would enjoy participating in conference calls with no shirt on.

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spitberger enjoys self-enrichment: Saturday morning life drawing, evening small business classes, weekend afternoons spent pouring over The Idiot's Guide to _____....

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Out at dinner with friends, everyone turns to spitberger when it's time to calculate the tip.

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It really annoys spitberger when scifi movies get the facts blatantly wrong.

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spitberger has a unique style, doodles well, and is always the first to know about indie bands.

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spitberger is the person everyone turns to when they need help writing an essay, cover letter, or fake Doctor's note.

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spitberger would be bored sitting at a desk all day.

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spitberger likes telling people what to do.

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spitberger is always the person who successfully argues to get a grade changed, makes friends with bartenders, and has an easy time getting guys/girls.

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spitberger would be happy to help a friend move all of their belongings into a 4th-story walk-up.

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spitberger was the first of our friends to get to second base, crack open a can of PBR and invest in the stock market--but not all in one day.

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spitberger would rather celebrate your birthday with a card he made, not one bought in a store.

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