KooLsidez wants your help finding his role in life! Take this short quiz to assess KooLsidez's personality and match KooLsidez with the role (and top careers/colleges) best suited for his personality and interests. Just decide whether or not you agree with the following statements.

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The elderly, foster kids and animal welfare be damned: for KooLsidez, "non-profit" is a non-option.

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It would be satisfying for KooLsidez to fire someone he didn't like, even if they were doing a good job.

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KooLsidez needs a career his Mom or Dad (or Wife/Sister/Brother/friends) can brag about.

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KooLsidez spends at least a half hour at the gym every day to keep his smokin' bod in shape--never know when he will need to whip off his shirt for a cheesecake calendar photo shoot.

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KooLsidez needs three cups of coffee to shock himself to functional by 10 am.

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According to KooLsidez, "A job is a job - its primary purpose is to keep KooLsidez housed, clothed and fed."

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What is KooLsidez's role in life?


Dental Assistant / Hygenist
Jean Noble
(Novocaine)

Stylist / Hairdresser
Sweeney Todd
(Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street)

Television Reporter
Brian Fantana
(Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

Dietician/Nutritionist
Honey
(House M.D.)
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