genius wants your help finding his role in life! Take this short quiz to assess genius's personality and match genius with the role (and top careers/colleges) best suited for his personality and interests. Just decide whether or not you agree with the following statements.

Step 1: Identify Yourself

Make sure you enter your name and upload a picture so genius knows that you took his quiz.




Step 2: Answer Questions

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The elderly, foster kids and animal welfare be damned: for genius, "non-profit" is a non-option.

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It would be satisfying for genius to fire someone he didn't like, even if they were doing a good job.

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genius needs a career his Mom or Dad (or Wife/Sister/Brother/friends) can brag about.

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genius spends at least a half hour at the gym every day to keep his smokin' bod in shape--never know when he will need to whip off his shirt for a cheesecake calendar photo shoot.

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genius needs three cups of coffee to shock himself to functional by 10 am.

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According to genius, "A job is a job - its primary purpose is to keep genius housed, clothed and fed."

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What is genius's role in life?


Insurance Agent
Ned Ryerson
(Groundhog Day)

Nurse
Nurse Mildred Ratched
(One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest)

Fashion Design
Mugatu
(Zoolander)

Truck Driver
Jack Burton
(Big Trouble in Little China)
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