dja wants your help finding his role in life! Take this short quiz to assess dja's personality and match dja with the role (and top careers/colleges) best suited for his personality and interests. Just decide whether or not you agree with the following statements.

Step 1: Identify Yourself

Make sure you enter your name and upload a picture so dja knows that you took his quiz.




Step 2: Answer Questions

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The elderly, foster kids and animal welfare be damned: for dja, "non-profit" is a non-option.

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It would be satisfying for dja to fire someone he didn't like, even if they were doing a good job.

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dja needs a career his Mom or Dad (or Wife/Sister/Brother/friends) can brag about.

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dja spends at least a half hour at the gym every day to keep his smokin' bod in shape--never know when he will need to whip off his shirt for a cheesecake calendar photo shoot.

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dja needs three cups of coffee to shock himself to functional by 10 am.

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According to dja, "A job is a job - its primary purpose is to keep dja housed, clothed and fed."

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What is dja's role in life?


Urban Planner
Mr. Thompson
(You, Me and Dupree)

Cook
Chef
(South Park)

Sailor
Jack Sparrow
(Pirates of the Carribean Trilogy)

Industrial Engineer
Buck Strickland
(King of the Hill)
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