Hip-Pea wants your help finding her role in life! Take this short quiz to assess Hip-Pea's personality and match Hip-Pea with the role (and top careers/colleges) best suited for her personality and interests. Just decide whether or not you agree with the following statements.

Step 1: Identify Yourself

Make sure you enter your name and upload a picture so Hip-Pea knows that you took her quiz.




Step 2: Answer Questions

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The elderly, foster kids and animal welfare be damned: for Hip-Pea, "non-profit" is a non-option.

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It would be satisfying for Hip-Pea to fire someone she didn't like, even if they were doing a good job.

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Hip-Pea needs a career her Mom or Dad (or Wife/Sister/Brother/friends) can brag about.

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Hip-Pea spends at least a half hour at the gym every day to keep her smokin' bod in shape--never know when she will need to whip off her shirt for a cheesecake calendar photo shoot.

Strongly disagree Strongly agree

Hip-Pea needs three cups of coffee to shock herself to functional by 10 am.

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According to Hip-Pea, "A job is a job - its primary purpose is to keep Hip-Pea housed, clothed and fed."

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What is Hip-Pea's role in life?


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