Jannis wants your help finding his role in life! Take this short quiz to assess Jannis's personality and match Jannis with the role (and top careers/colleges) best suited for his personality and interests. Just decide whether or not you agree with the following statements.

Step 1: Identify Yourself

Make sure you enter your name and upload a picture so Jannis knows that you took his quiz.




Step 2: Answer Questions

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The elderly, foster kids and animal welfare be damned: for Jannis, "non-profit" is a non-option.

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It would be satisfying for Jannis to fire someone he didn't like, even if they were doing a good job.

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Jannis needs a career his Mom or Dad (or Wife/Sister/Brother/friends) can brag about.

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Jannis spends at least a half hour at the gym every day to keep his smokin' bod in shape--never know when he will need to whip off his shirt for a cheesecake calendar photo shoot.

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Jannis needs three cups of coffee to shock himself to functional by 10 am.

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According to Jannis, "A job is a job - its primary purpose is to keep Jannis housed, clothed and fed."

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What is Jannis's role in life?


Pastry Chef
Swedish Chef
(The Muppet Show)

Computer Programmer
Lyle
(The Italian Job)

Hotel Manager
Jack Torrance
(The Shining)

Priest
The Impressive Clergyman
(The Princess Bride)
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