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The Maytag Repairman (Maytag Commercials)You will keep things cool. If you work with The Maytag Repairman you will have a lot of time off because maytags rarely break.
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Jody (Seinfeld)A message therapist relieves the tension that people accumulate in their muscles. If there is one thing you can learn from Jody, it is to give a massage to your significant other lest your relationship should crumble.
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Mario Mario (Super Mario Bros.)Plumbers fix sewage systems: It is by far the most necessary job in the world. The most famous plumber is, of course, Mario Mario (much to the chagrin of Luigi) who battles goombas in the sewers and... other things, too.
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Edward Scissorhands (Edward Scissorhands)A horticulturist grows, trims, and helps plants be the best they can be. Edward Scissorhands is an outcast until the suburbanites he's forced to live with find out he's a flare for topiary (which is an aspect of horticulture).
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Dewey Finn (The School of Rock)A music teacher teaches students to perform and enjoy music. If you're Dewey Finn, then you don't need a Masters to do it. You just have to steal your roommate's job and identity and start your own School of Rock with a class of musically gifted fifth graders.
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Goldmember (Austin Powers in Goldmember)Jewelers work with all forms of jewelry, not only selling them but also appraising their value for others. Goldmember loves "gooooooooold," and it's his unquestionable love for gaudy gold jewelry that makes him the most stylish jeweler in the criminal underworld.
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Harold Pendel (The Tailor of Panama)Tailors make people look good in their clothes. They take it in, let it out. Harold has pulled the pants off many a dangerous man and pompous president. It's not just buttons and snaps for this "Tailor of Panama.
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The Cable Guy (The Cable Guy)As a radio and TV repairman you will instal and fix TVs and radios. Pretty self explanitory. Just try to avoid jousting with your clients. And no giving out free cable to friends.
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Louie De Palma (Taxi)Telecommunications is about communicating over the tele-phone. Great people skills are a must. Louie De Palma keeps the taxis coming in and going out smooth as butter with his charm and sophistication.
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Paulina (Shall We Dance)Dancers dance, sometimes they also teach dancing classes. Paulina teaches dance, and the standard Richard Gere movie follows.
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Q. The elderly, foster kids and animal welfare be damned: for Michael, "non-profit" is a non-option.
A. Kristen agrees
Q. It would be satisfying for Michael to fire someone he didn't like, even if they were doing a good job.
A. Kristen very stronly disagrees
Q. Michael needs a career his Mom or Dad (or Wife/Sister/Brother/friends) can brag about.
A. Kristen stronly disagrees
Q. Michael spends at least a half hour at the gym every day to keep his smokin' bod in shape--never know when he will need to whip off his shirt for a cheesecake calendar photo shoot.
A. Kristen very stronly disagrees
Q. Michael needs three cups of coffee to shock himself to functional by 10 am.
A. Kristen stronly agrees
Q. According to Michael, "A job is a job is a job--its primary purpose is to keep me housed, clothed and fed."
A. Kristen very stronly disagrees
Q. Michael would enjoy participating in conference calls with no shirt on.
A. Kristen stronly agrees
Q. Michael enjoys self-enrichment: Saturday morning life drawing, evening small business classes, weekend afternoons spent pouring over The Idiot's Guide to _____....
A. Kristen very stronly disagrees
Q. Out at dinner with friends, everyone turns to Michael when it's time to calculate the tip.
A. Kristen very stronly disagrees
Q. It really annoys Michael when scifi movies get the facts blatantly wrong.
A. Kristen very stronly disagrees
Q. Michael has a unique style, doodles well, and is always the first to know about indie bands.
A. Kristen stronly agrees
Q. Michael is the person everyone turns to when they need help writing an essay, cover letter, or fake Doctor's note.
A. Kristen very stronly disagrees
Q. Michael would be bored sitting at a desk all day.
A. Kristen very strongly agrees
Q. Michael likes telling people what to do.
A. Kristen very stronly disagrees
Q. Michael is always the person who successfully argues to get a grade changed, makes friends with bartenders, and has an easy time getting guys/girls.
A. Kristen stronly agrees
Q. Michael would be happy to help a friend move all of their belongings into a 4th-story walk-up.
A. Kristen very strongly agrees
Q. Michael was the first of our friends to get to second base, crack open a can of PBR and invest in the stock market--but not all in one day.
A. Kristen agrees
Q. Michael would rather celebrate your birthday with a card he made, not one bought in a store.
A. Kristen stronly disagrees
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