Michael B has helped Doug @ theU ! find his role in life! Check out the roles below to see the famous characters that Michael B thinks match Doug @ theU !'s personality/interests, and the career/college recommendations based on Michael B's answers.

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College/Career Matches

80%
Tony Montana (Scarface)
Entrepreneurs start businesses, any kind of businesses. Though he was a nickel-and-dime drug dealer once, Tony Montana now deals in massive quantities.
77%
Bill Lumbergh (Office Space)
Businesses need managers: without a boss breathing down your neck you would never do any work at all, you'd just sit there, or stay home and show up on Friday for your paycheck. Lumbergh is the perfect example of how even the most unpleasant of people can get the respect of a whole corporation by simply having a good job.
77%
Lt. Daniel Kaffee (A Few Good Men)
Whether you want to put people in jail or keep them out of it, law is the right career for you. But, like Lt. Daniel Kaffee, you have to be able to handle the truth.
76%
Ned Ryerson (Groundhog Day)
Insurance agents sell all types of insurance for cars, homes and even lives. In order to be successful, however, you need to hound people the way Ned Ryerson pesters Bill Murray.
76%
Bob Newhart (The Bob Newhart Show)
Organizational psychology concerns the application of theories, research, and intervention strategies to the workplace. Bob Newhart shows how spooky it can be when people say "Hi" to you too many times.
74%
Kim Jong Il (Team America: World Police)
Diplomats resolve all sorts of tensions and conflicts between nations (if they are good, a bad one creates these, I'm sure), and get to sit down for a good luncheon from time to time. Kim Jong Il plays diplomat as well as musical theatre enthusiast for disastrous results.
74%
Jack Torrance (The Shining)
There's a thousand problems that could come up in a hotel, and the hotel manager must prevent or fix them. Unfortunately for Jack, his hotel has a problem with ghosts, and the only way to fix the problem is to murder his family with an axe. Oh well, when duty calls...
74%
Dr. Preston Burke (Grey's Anatomy)
If you are good with your hands, and brilliant, this profession may be for you. Preston Burke is as gifted at using a scalpel as he is at removing his scrubs in the heat of the moment.
73%
Nick Marshall (What Women Want)
You are very charismatic and that is why this job is for you. You get to wine and dine clients while you try to sell them on ad campaigns. Just don't fall in love with your boss while you are trying to steal her job.
73%
RoboCop (RoboCop)
Police officers are both loved and hated for upholding justice, and not just by criminals, but by the law abiding public as well. If I were a cop, I'd want to be like Robocop, except for the part where you have to get shot for like six straight minutes.

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Michael B's Answers

Q. The elderly, foster kids and animal welfare be damned: for Doug @ theU, "non-profit" is a non-option.

A. Michael B very strongly agrees

Q. It would be satisfying for Doug @ theU to fire someone he didn't like, even if they were doing a good job.

A. Michael B agrees

Q. Doug @ theU needs a career his Mom or Dad (or Wife/Sister/Brother/friends) can brag about.

A. Michael B very strongly agrees

Q. Doug @ theU spends at least a half hour at the gym every day to keep his smokin' bod in shape--never know when he will need to whip off his shirt for a cheesecake calendar photo shoot.

A. Michael B stronly agrees

Q. Doug @ theU needs three cups of coffee to shock himself to functional by 10 am.

A. Michael B stronly disagrees

Q. According to Doug @ theU, "A job is a job is a job--its primary purpose is to keep me housed, clothed and fed."

A. Michael B stronly disagrees

Q. Doug @ theU would enjoy participating in conference calls with no shirt on.

A. Michael B very strongly agrees

Q. Doug @ theU enjoys self-enrichment: Saturday morning life drawing, evening small business classes, weekend afternoons spent pouring over The Idiot's Guide to _____....

A. Michael B agrees

Q. Out at dinner with friends, everyone turns to Doug @ theU when it's time to calculate the tip.

A. Michael B stronly agrees

Q. It really annoys Doug @ theU when scifi movies get the facts blatantly wrong.

A. Michael B very stronly disagrees

Q. Doug @ theU has a unique style, doodles well, and is always the first to know about indie bands.

A. Michael B very stronly disagrees

Q. Doug @ theU is the person everyone turns to when they need help writing an essay, cover letter, or fake Doctor's note.

A. Michael B stronly agrees

Q. Doug @ theU would be bored sitting at a desk all day.

A. Michael B very stronly disagrees

Q. Doug @ theU likes telling people what to do.

A. Michael B very strongly agrees

Q. Doug @ theU is always the person who successfully argues to get a grade changed, makes friends with bartenders, and has an easy time getting guys/girls.

A. Michael B very strongly agrees

Q. Doug @ theU would be happy to help a friend move all of their belongings into a 4th-story walk-up.

A. Michael B stronly agrees

Q. Doug @ theU was the first of our friends to get to second base, crack open a can of PBR and invest in the stock market--but not all in one day.

A. Michael B very strongly agrees

Q. Doug @ theU would rather celebrate your birthday with a card he made, not one bought in a store.

A. Michael B very stronly disagrees
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