Jay Bone has helped Michael B find his role in life! Check out the roles below to see the famous characters that Jay Bone thinks match Michael B's personality/interests, and the career/college recommendations based on Jay Bone's answers.

College/Career Matches

77%
Harms (ER)
You are perfect for bouncing around in the back of an ambulance en route to save the life of a stranger. Unlike on ER, it would be best if you don't get romantic with your coworkers.
75%
Charlotte Cobb (Orange County)
Selecting colleges can be a nerve-wracking experience, so they have college counselors to help kids make good choices. Charlotte Cobb is unsympathetic, unlike good college counselors.
75%
Rika Nishina (Ju-on: The Grudge)
Social workers help clients with anything from housing to personal and domestic problems. But Rika is well beyond bed-ridden patients and alcoholics. Fighting ghosts with a Grudge is her reluctant specialty.
75%
Jean Noble (Novocaine)
Scraping plaque, telling you to spit, listening to soft rock, these are the calling cards of the dental hygienist. Jean has a job because she married the dentist she works for, and because she can look the other way while he steals painkillers and kills people.
75%
Marvin (Born on the Fourth of July)
An occupational therapist's job is to rehabilitate those who have suffered trauma and have physical or mental ailments. Marvin does a splendid job in Born on the Fourth of July, even though his character is so minor that all I can say is he does a splendid job.
74%
Annie Sullivan (The Miracle Worker)
Special education instructors employ their greatest strengths-kindness and patience-to educate those with mental or physical challenges. Annie Sullivan is the Mother Teresa of her day, helping deaf-blind Hellen Keller become an author, activist, and lecturer.
74%
Kate Libby (Hackers)
Typically a male dominated profession, female software engineers are revered for their brilliance and ability to deal with complicated codes and the idiots trying to use them. As Kate Libby puts it, "God gave men brains larger than dogs so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties."
74%
Mr. Mackey (South Park)
A school counselor should be a very good role model, mmmm kay? You also must be easily approachable mmmm kay? You will help steer many kids in the right direction in life mmmm kay? And lastly, drugs are bad, mmmm kay?
74%
Professor Henry Higgins (My Fair Lady)
To swallow or not to swallow? Many young women have contemplated this question, but none have discussed it more passionately than speech pathologists. Henry Higgins exemplifies his oral fixation by forcing his poor, young pupil Eliza Doolittle to practice her speech with a mouthful of marbles.
74%
Edward Scissorhands (Edward Scissorhands)
A horticulturist grows, trims, and helps plants be the best they can be. Edward Scissorhands is an outcast until the suburbanites he's forced to live with find out he's a flare for topiary (which is an aspect of horticulture).

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Jay Bone's Answers

Q. The elderly, foster kids and animal welfare be damned: for Michael, "non-profit" is a non-option.

A. Jay Bone very stronly disagrees

Q. It would be satisfying for Michael to fire someone he didn't like, even if they were doing a good job.

A. Jay Bone very stronly disagrees

Q. Michael needs a career his Mom or Dad (or Wife/Sister/Brother/friends) can brag about.

A. Jay Bone very strongly agrees

Q. Michael spends at least a half hour at the gym every day to keep his smokin' bod in shape--never know when he will need to whip off his shirt for a cheesecake calendar photo shoot.

A. Jay Bone very stronly disagrees

Q. Michael needs three cups of coffee to shock himself to functional by 10 am.

A. Jay Bone very strongly agrees

Q. According to Michael, "A job is a job is a job--its primary purpose is to keep me housed, clothed and fed."

A. Jay Bone very strongly agrees

Q. Michael would enjoy participating in conference calls with no shirt on.

A. Jay Bone very stronly disagrees

Q. Michael enjoys self-enrichment: Saturday morning life drawing, evening small business classes, weekend afternoons spent pouring over The Idiot's Guide to _____....

A. Jay Bone stronly disagrees

Q. Out at dinner with friends, everyone turns to Michael when it's time to calculate the tip.

A. Jay Bone very stronly disagrees

Q. It really annoys Michael when scifi movies get the facts blatantly wrong.

A. Jay Bone stronly disagrees

Q. Michael has a unique style, doodles well, and is always the first to know about indie bands.

A. Jay Bone stronly agrees

Q. Michael is the person everyone turns to when they need help writing an essay, cover letter, or fake Doctor's note.

A. Jay Bone stronly disagrees

Q. Michael would be bored sitting at a desk all day.

A. Jay Bone very strongly agrees

Q. Michael likes telling people what to do.

A. Jay Bone very stronly disagrees

Q. Michael is always the person who successfully argues to get a grade changed, makes friends with bartenders, and has an easy time getting guys/girls.

A. Jay Bone very stronly disagrees

Q. Michael would be happy to help a friend move all of their belongings into a 4th-story walk-up.

A. Jay Bone very strongly agrees

Q. Michael was the first of our friends to get to second base, crack open a can of PBR and invest in the stock market--but not all in one day.

A. Jay Bone very stronly disagrees

Q. Michael would rather celebrate your birthday with a card he made, not one bought in a store.

A. Jay Bone stronly disagrees
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