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Jack Torrance (The Shining)There's a thousand problems that could come up in a hotel, and the hotel manager must prevent or fix them. Unfortunately for Jack, his hotel has a problem with ghosts, and the only way to fix the problem is to murder his family with an axe. Oh well, when duty calls...
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Cruise Director Julie McCoy (The Love Boat)If the booze should ever run out on a ship, mutiny would be inevitable. Hence the presence of the cruise director. Julie McCoy was the cruise director of the worst cruise line imaginable, the Love Boat, and I blame the overall crappiness of that show on her.
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Carmen Sandiego (Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?)Geographers study the planet, not just land masses, but weather patterns and climates, ocean activity, even populations. Carmen San Diego is such a good geographer that she can constantly evade the police and continue her crime spree, to the delight of children worldwide.
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John Quincy Archibald (John Q)Healthcare administrators make sure the hospitals they work for run smoothly. John Q. Archibald has a dying son and no insurance, and he quickly finds that an alternative qualification to being an administrator is owning a gun.
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Ned Ryerson (Groundhog Day)Insurance agents sell all types of insurance for cars, homes and even lives. In order to be successful, however, you need to hound people the way Ned Ryerson pesters Bill Murray.
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Mary Fiore (The Wedding Planner)Ambitious, hard-working and extremely organized, wedding planners know exactly what to do and say to make any wedding a spectacular event. While Mary Fiore is a successful supplier of romance and glamour, she is also a bad girl who steals the groom of one of her clients.
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Tom Stall (A History of Violence)You will be responsible for making sure the day to day operations of the restaurant run smoothly. If you are an ex-mobster, a restaurant may be the perfect hiding spot for you.
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Mayor Adam West (Family Guy)Mayors oversee and govern the politcal organization of their cities. Unlike the bumbling Adam West (and many others we've known), you have to look after the town first.
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Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge (Star Trek: The Next Generation)You will examine, analyze, design, and produce all the components that make up aircrafts. This is an equal opportunity job. Geordi is blind, but with the help of his high resolution video glasses he is a success.
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Brian Kelly (Something New)Landscapers use their vision and muscle to make a neglected piece of earth look like paradise. Brian Kelly gets a lot of attention from the ladies, working in the yard and showing off his skills with a bush.
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