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Inspector Gadget (Inspector Gadget)John Wayne Gacy and Ted Bundy were both put in jail due to the hard work of detectives, as were a host of other criminals and crumb-bums. Inspector Gadget doesn't really do anything. His niece, Penny (who I had quite the crush on when I was a kid-got to love them cartoon honeys), does all the work.
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Newman (Seinfeld)Civil servants are workers, such as mailmen, that are employed by a government to serve the public good. We all love getting our mail on time, but if you have a mailman like Newman, expect to get it late. If you do, greet them with a disdain-filled greeting such as, "Hello, Newman... "
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Miracle Max (The Princess Bride)Pharmacists distribute the pharmaceuticals that we all love. Now Miracle Max, he was a pharmacist before the bad times, but also prior to chemistry, too, during alchemy times, so it really was a miracle that anything he did worked.
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John Quincy Archibald (John Q)Healthcare administrators make sure the hospitals they work for run smoothly. John Q. Archibald has a dying son and no insurance, and he quickly finds that an alternative qualification to being an administrator is owning a gun.
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Ben (Ferris Bueller's Day Off)You will be thrust into the studies of the bear and bull marketplace. Can... Anyone?... Anyone?... Anyone? Answer the pressing questions about the economy? Bueller?
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Kohng Koy Kahn Souphanousinphone Sr. (King of the Hill)Innovate and develop. Businesses need someone with the know-how to manage technology. Someone as great as Kahn has the right to brag.
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Mickey Rosa (21)Statisticians look over statistics and make sense of them, or they take tons of info. and form that into a statistic. Mickey Rosa uses his statistics knowledge to count cards and rip off casinos... What could possibly go wrong?
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Harms (ER)You are perfect for bouncing around in the back of an ambulance en route to save the life of a stranger. Unlike on ER, it would be best if you don't get romantic with your coworkers.
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Professor Sherman Klump (The Nutty Professor)Professors have found a way to never get a job: they just stay in school until they are dead. Klump, at least, is one of those professors who does a lot of research and work outside of his job, which amuses his entire family.
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Lisa Cuddy (House M.D.)A medical health manager oversees a group of doctors and nurses in a specialized area of the hospital. Lisa Cuddy oversees the ER, and sees herself in the dreamy eyes of George Clooney.
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