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Groundskeeper Willie (The Simpsons)Mowing lawns, raking leaves, trimming branches: this is what groundskeepers do. Willie, though offensive and a drunkard, manages to do his job adequately.
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Mario Mario (Super Mario Bros.)Plumbers fix sewage systems: It is by far the most necessary job in the world. The most famous plumber is, of course, Mario Mario (much to the chagrin of Luigi) who battles goombas in the sewers and... other things, too.
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The Maytag Repairman (Maytag Commercials)You will keep things cool. If you work with The Maytag Repairman you will have a lot of time off because maytags rarely break.
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Ishmael Boorg (Kingpin)Farmers: They grow stuff or raise animals, so everyone can eat. Ishmael, the wholesome Amish boy has quite a bowling arm for a farmer.
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David Puddy (Seinfeld)Cars are always going to break down, so there is no shortage of work for the mechanic. David Puddy, though slightly daft, is the only honest mechanic in New York City.
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Jack Burton (Big Trouble in Little China)If you're a truck driver it doesn't necessarily mean that you have to constantly drive across the country. Jack Burton goes from San Francisco to Hell, battling beholders and ancient Chinese Gods... go rent "Big Trouble in Little China" immediately.
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Neo (The Matrix)Computers are a complicated business, and someone needs to keep them under control (especially since we all know that they will eventually become self-aware and destroy humanity). That's why we have people like Neo, who oversee and... wait a minute, that guy just beats people up.
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Chewbacca (Star Wars: The Original Trilogy)An aircraft mechanic does exactly what his title says. When asked for a comment on his profession, Chewbacca responded, "Raahrcoarcrawwao, aooooo," which I think is Wookie-speak for "Leave me alone, before I beat you with my wrench."
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Jimmy "Rabbit" (8 Mile)Industrial Production deals with measuring manufacturing output from the industrial sector. Some people like Jimmy "Rabbit" spend most of their days fantasizing about superstardom.
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Mr. Thompson (You, Me and Dupree)Urban planners are consulted to figure out the best way to put in a park, a new subway line, a new building. Mr. Thompson, from You, Me and Dupree is a successful, though not very imaginative, urban planner.
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Q. The elderly, foster kids and animal welfare be damned: for sam, "non-profit" is a non-option.
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Q. It would be satisfying for sam to fire someone he didn't like, even if they were doing a good job.
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Q. sam needs a career his Mom or Dad (or Wife/Sister/Brother/friends) can brag about.
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Q. sam spends at least a half hour at the gym every day to keep his smokin' bod in shape--never know when he will need to whip off his shirt for a cheesecake calendar photo shoot.
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Q. sam needs three cups of coffee to shock himself to functional by 10 am.
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Q. According to sam, "A job is a job is a job--its primary purpose is to keep me housed, clothed and fed."
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Q. sam would enjoy participating in conference calls with no shirt on.
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Q. sam enjoys self-enrichment: Saturday morning life drawing, evening small business classes, weekend afternoons spent pouring over The Idiot's Guide to _____....
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Q. Out at dinner with friends, everyone turns to sam when it's time to calculate the tip.
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Q. It really annoys sam when scifi movies get the facts blatantly wrong.
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Q. sam has a unique style, doodles well, and is always the first to know about indie bands.
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Q. sam is the person everyone turns to when they need help writing an essay, cover letter, or fake Doctor's note.
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Q. sam would be bored sitting at a desk all day.
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Q. sam likes telling people what to do.
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Q. sam is always the person who successfully argues to get a grade changed, makes friends with bartenders, and has an easy time getting guys/girls.
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Q. sam would be happy to help a friend move all of their belongings into a 4th-story walk-up.
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Q. sam was the first of our friends to get to second base, crack open a can of PBR and invest in the stock market--but not all in one day.
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Q. sam would rather celebrate your birthday with a card he made, not one bought in a store.
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